- Height: 5′ awesome
- Weight: 100lbs of pure ambition
- +/- 10lbs quickly if needed
- Chest: 32 D
- Waist: 24
- cinched: 21
- Hips: 32
- Shoe: 5.5 or 6
- Hair color: Red
- 7+ yrs Expert Bondage Bunny
- 10+ Professional Model
- Aerial Dance Performer
- Dog lover (I’m really good at this one)
- Expert Swordsman
- Ok Light Sabers
- Can do anything better than you
- Male or female
- You should probably be 18 or older. I like bewbs.
- I do not care. Spare me the hopefully shaming email. My mom knows.**
- You have a desire to understand bondage/fetish or want to look at the resulting images.
Or just click here
Better yet here
- You must require the curiosity, if not an open mind, you stubborn devout whatever.
- I love hate mail. I find it inspiring as well as productive. Give it to me!*
- I’m not bored. I will not chat with you. Feel free to buy my time or send me the above mentioned hate mail.
- You must be a muscular,perfectly pulling off the stubble look, kind of man in his mid-30’s, who’s currently saving lemurs.
Just kidding. Tell me you know how and can build a house in the middle of anywhere and survive, own a light saber collection, and will happily accept a video game challenge.
Ugh, I guess you can go with “I’m Neil Patrick Harris”
- We’re getting goofy. That’s kinda a requirement
By “kinda” I mean absolutely
- Excellent Swordsman
- Possess patience and the 20min of completely useless time available to continue.
Or go here
- Excellent or Fair finger clinking ability